Asking Price: $399,000 | ​​​​​​​

Let’s be honest—you’re not reading this to hear about “natural light” or “open floor plans.” You saw the photos. You know it’s a great deal. But wait—there’s more! This 3-bedroom, 2-bathroom home not only has four walls and a roof (included as is at no extra cost!), but also features a backyard that isn’t shared with strangers. Did I mention that is has paid off solar? Talk about savings! Located in the Cathedral City Cove neighborhood and about a 10-minute drive from Palm Springs. The Aguas Caliente casino is a brisk 12-minute walk or a quick 4-minute drive.  Enjoy a spacious backyard perfect for barbecues, dog zoomies, or quietly judging your neighbors. Act now and you’ll also get a fully functional kitchen and some appliances—all for one low monthly mortgage payment! Call today—operators (aka, me) are standing by! So quit overanalyzing and come see it. You’ll probably love it.